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Organic music?

I was shopping at Whole Foods yesterday (one of those “better food for higher life-forms” markets), and noticed that they were selling a few CD’s in the checkout aisle. What were they selling you ask?

Kenny G. and Jim Brickman!

By their own organic standards this music should not be permitted. It is artificially sweetened and highly processed. Lame. Lame. Lame. Why do the organic food folks have such terrible taste in music?

Oh yeah, and whenever there’s an NPR story about an interesting new band — forget it. 99% chance they will suck.